Have you ever made a complete and total [censored] of yourself on V-Day before?
I've had more than my fair share of things go wrong, but the worst was way back in 96. Decided to get my then girlfriend (now wife) a dozen roses and deliver them to her at SNHS. Didn't have the $$ to pay for delivery. Stopped in Weber City to pick them up.
And locked my keys in the truck. As well as my wallet which contained my spare key. And it had metal plates over the locking mechanisms to eliminate the possibility of using a slim jim.
Ended up having to wait 2 hours for my mother to get away from work to bring me her spare. At which time it was too late to take the flowers to my girlfriend at school. So I broke into her house and left them in her bedroom.





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